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Gnometastic

Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome, 8.45in Tall - The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue - Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament

Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome, 8.45in Tall - The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue - Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament

$37.00 USD
$37.00 USD
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  • INCLUDES: (1) Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall by Gnometastic - The Original Double Middle Finger Gnome - Inappropriate Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament
  • Naughty Angry Gnome: He's not just mad, this funny knome is giving both middle fingers to just about everything that pisses him off - the cat next door, irritating neighbors, pesky garden fairies, small yapping dogs and the stupid squirrels!
  • Measurements: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" inches Wide | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant
  • Awesome Decoration: Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, home or office or anywhere you think is appropriate! | Makes a funny gag gift idea for men and women, just about any adult with a sense of humor will laugh at this odd little gnome
  • Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint and Materials. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA
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