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Gnometastic Gnude Mini Gnomes - Smoking Hippie Unpainted Gnome Statue, 3.5in DIY Paint Your Own Gnome Mini -Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults

Gnometastic Gnude Mini Gnomes - Smoking Hippie Unpainted Gnome Statue, 3.5in DIY Paint Your Own Gnome Mini -Funny Garden Gnomes to Paint for Adults

$18.00 USD
$18.00 USD
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  • Gnude Mini Gnomes - Smoking Gnome, 3.5 inch Hippie Garden Gnome Statue. Unpainted gnomes to paint and unleash your inner artist. Miniature paintable figurines for adults for fairy garden, planter pots, quirky home decor or funny christmas gifts and stocking stuffers for adults.
  • Paintable Gnomes: Our favorite gnomes ready to paint for adults. Don't like our color choices, think you can do better? We give you "Gnude" Gnomes, unpainted, nude gnomes - our favorite naughty gnomes to paint yourself. Poly Resin unpainted ceramincs to paint for adults garden statues, go ahead and unleash your inner artist. | Suggested Acrylic Paints - Brush and Paint NOT included
  • Funny DIY Gnomes: Hilarious DIY crafts for adults. Anyone with an offbeat sense of humor will laugh at our inappropriate garden gnomes. Need odd, fun or weird gifts for that special someone, white elephant gifts for adults funny? Our tiny mini gnomes make funny gnome gifts for women, gag gifts funny adult Christmas gifts and funny gifts for crafters
  • Measurements: Stands 3.5 inches Tall x 1.5 inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 3 ounces | Made from Poly Resin.
  • Designed in the USA. Made in China. Safety Tested: all materials comply with CA Proposition 65
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Shipping takes place within 3-5 business days. If there is a problem with the shipment of the product, we will notify you via the email address you entered when ordering.

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